It's Always Darkest Before You Turn On The Light

                Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, a young boy named Davy lived in the old west.  Davy was a pleasant young lad who was liked wherever he went.  The only problem was he never went anywhere.  Well, one day when he was about sixteen, he noticed a small zit on the middle of his forehead.  He dabbed it with a little antiseptic and, forgetting all about it, went off to enjoy life, happy as a clam. (I should mention here that I have been contacted by the International Clam Council, or I.C.C., who inform me that clams are not, in fact, happy at all.  Clem Clam, their President and Spokesclam, points out that clams are "bivalve mollusks who live in sand or mud and never see the light of day until some busybody digs them up and proceeds to EAT them as a snack."  In the circumstances, I apologize to all clams and assure them that from now on I will clam up on the subject.)   And now back to our s...

Well kids, Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the street.  And who in their right minds would venture outside to trip the light fantastic without first consulting the stars to make sure they weren't going to be run over by a truck.  So, without further ado - or adon't - here is what the stars have in store for you in the coming weeks. Your circle of friends will expand if you change your underwear more often.  Or, better still, don't wear any at all.  You'll have more friends than you can shake a stick at - although I wouldn't do that if I were you because you might make them mad For Pete's sake, watch your money and try saving for a rainy day.  Umbrellas are  expensive.  Remember the old saying "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spaniards".  So, if you can't afford an umbrella, move to Spain - then if it rains it won't fall on you because you're not Spanish Go ahead with your plans and don't be discouraged by pe...