A Tale Of Three Goats
I recently discovered that male goats urinate on their beards to make themselves more attractive to females. Now, while it's possible these guys think that piddling on themselves is similar to spritzing themselves with a Calvin Klein body spray, it's also possible that they're known collectively to the females as "those pissy-smelling goats over there". (I once went to a dance wearing a tight corset and I thought I must have looked fabulous because I turned heads everywhere I walked. It turned out that everyone was staring at me because I had put the corset on backwards and it was cutting off the circulation in my legs, making me walk like I'd just been kicked in the arse.) This made me wonder if goats actually believe this or, as I will demonstrate, it's actually a trick they play on young goats who don't know any better. Picture, if you will, a group of male goats standing around in the corner of a field, eyeing up the females who are eating g...