THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The desert at the foot of Mount Sinai. A balmy evening in late August. Moses is tending sheep. God Hey, Moses! Moses (to a sheep) Who said that? Was that you? Ewe Baa (I want to apologize for this terrible joke and I can assure you that whoever is responsible for it will be fired immediately if not sooner.) God It's me, God. C'mere, I want to show you something Moses God? Where are you? God I'm up here on top of the mountain Moses Can you come down here and show me? God No Moses Why not? God Coz I don't want to Moses You want me to climb all the way up there? God Yes. And hurry up, I don't have all day Moses But, see...