A Visit From The Holy Spirit
So I was talking to my friend, Jessica (not her real name - her real name is Stella Foreman and she lives at 2436 Oak Street, across from the gas station), and she said "I want to tell you about a miracle that happened to my friend, Kathy (not her real name - HER real name is Monica Walters and her phone number is 604 735 3424 and her favourite colour is green). "A miracle?", I asked, "like a religious experience?". "Yes", she said, gravely, and added "and you have to swear not to tell anyone". "Of course", I said, crossing my fingers behind my back because I wasn't going to let something as trivial as the truth get in the way of a good story. This is what she told me. Her friend Kathy and three other women were praying in church when, suddenly, Kathy was lifted up in the air and moved several feet back behind the others and deposited there. We looked at each other in silence. You could have heard a pin drop. (In fact...
