HAIR TODAY... So I was sitting talking to a friend (who shall remain nameless because I can't remember her name), when she leaned closer and said "Hey, there's a big hair on your chin." She reached across to brush it away and said "Oh, it's attached." I looked at her in shock and said "WHAT?", and I could feel my heart racing and my colon tightening. She tried to pull it off but it was firmly attached to my face, so I asked her to describe it. Apparently it was quite long, slightly curly and black. Well, I reeled backwards. Then I reeled forwards. Then I reeled from side to side. But then the Irish have always been famous for their reels. I had never noticed it but there it was for all the world to see. I was livid! I can't get a hair to grow on my head and here they were proliferati...